"A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

”Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”

”You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. ”In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”

”Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. ”Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”

Family values I guess.

Family values I guess.

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Marvel Team-Up #67, page 3 by John Byrne & Dave Hunt. 1978.

johnbyrnedraws:

Marvel Team-Up #67, page 3 by John Byrne & Dave Hunt. 1978.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye… it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye… it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

Painted in ancient Egypt sometime in the Ramesside Period (1292–1075 BCE), this painting, which is believed to be the first known depiction of sex in art, illustrates 12 positions.

Painted in ancient Egypt sometime in the Ramesside Period (1292–1075 BCE), this painting, which is believed to be the first known depiction of sex in art, illustrates 12 positions.

God in a bottle.

God in a bottle.

TearInTheSkyWay2014.
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TearInTheSkyWay2014.

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Bayonneistic2014.
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Bayonneistic2014.

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